Smell the Posh

File under, “What the hell is wrong with people?”

Seriously, which part of Steve Myall’s article for the Daily Mail is more frightening? The celebrity?

Victoria Beckham has developed a bizarre system for rating the devotion of her fans.

The super-slim singer says “true fans” prove their dedication by bursting into tears when they spot her – or by falling unconscious.

But the star reserves her highest praise for those who work themselves into such a state they need emergency medical help ….

…. The 33-year-old, otherwise known as Posh Spice, said in a video on her personal website: “It was amazing at the airport – there were lots of lovely Japanese people there to greet us.

“There were tears. I always like that, I think that it shows you are a true fan when you cry or when you pass out.

“When the paramedics are called I think that is a good sign, it shows real determination as a fan.”

Or the fans themselves?

More than 750,000 tickets have already been sold worldwide since they unveiled their plans in June.

Initially, gigs were planned in 11 cities but due to demand that number has expanded, and some dates remain to be fixed.

Tickets for the first announced London gig sold out in just 38 seconds.

More were added, with the same response, and the capital will now host 17 concerts from December 15.

Posh Spice, professional bitch