I thought you were supposed to “drill” her

God damn it!

The man who made the 911 call said he had placed a sex toy over a saber saw blade, and then used the power tool on his partner, but the blade cut through the plastic and injured the woman.

The victim, a 27-year-old woman, was reportedly injured and bleeding. She was later flown to Prince George’s hospital center by Maryland State Police helicopter.

Yeah. That first scene in Reservoir Dogs comes to mind. Tarantino’s got nothin’ on southern Maryland.

(Oh, yeah. Thanks, Dan. Sorry to be leeching off you guys so much today, but damn ….)