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Make of it what you want:

According to SPD spokeswoman Renee Witt, the man was shot in the “butt area” and a bullet also grazed his ear.

Thank you, Jonah.

Did someone say “crab juice”?

And I thought Red Bull was bad enough.

Or, as Jonah Spangenthal-Lee noted, “It can’t be worse than Mountain Dew“.

A hardline Hindu organisation, known for its opposition to “corrupting” Western food imports, is planning to launch a new soft drink made from cow’s urine, often seen as sacred in parts of India.

The Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh (RSS), or National Volunteer Corps, said the bovine beverage is undergoing laboratory tests for the next 2 to 3 months but did not give a specific date for its commercial release.

The flavour is not yet known, but the RSS said the liquid produced by Hinduism’s revered holy cows is being mixed with products such as aloe vera and gooseberry to fight diseases such as diabetes and cancer.