Do Not Read This Post

So, hey, remember that time that dude went and put bleach in his kid’s bottle because someone told him it would help with breathing troubles?

Right. So, you’ve figured out to stop reading?

Because it only goes downhill from here.

The heterosexual family

Well, there is an upside to this grim report from the Associated Press:

A former New York City corrections officer has been sentenced to life in prison for killing his two children — one of them a toddler who was in her high chair when she was shot.

A jury convicted Everett George of murder and sentenced him Monday. Jurors rejected his claim that he was suffering extreme emotional distress and did not understand his actions were wrong.

Prosecutor Maxine Rosenthal said George killed his 1-year-old daughter and her 12-year-old brother on Nov. 24, 2004, to punish their mother for seeing another man.

At least they weren’t gay. Because then those poor kids would be screwed.

Right?