How to flush your home business down the crapper

You know, if he was selling to the cops, that would be one thing. But there’s no hint of that here. Hector Castro explains:

“A plainclothes sergeant and officer from the department’s training unit were in the bathroom when they heard the man answer his cell phone and attempt to make a deal for the drugs,” police reported.

The suspected dealer, apparently growing more desperate, made several more calls in his effort to sell the drugs, all while the sergeant eavesdropped on his conversations.

As the man left the bathroom, he saw the sergeant and asked if he worked for probation, in the mistaken belief that he was at the probation office.

When confronted by the officer about the dealing, the man reportedly confessed and surrendered his stash of drugs.

Write your own punch line, I suppose. The obvious is already taken.

Up in smoke: Afghani drugs, progress in Kandahar

File this under … What?

The Daily Mail reports:

RAF Harrier jump jets have blown up the world’s biggest drug haul in Afghanistan by dropping three 1,000lb bombs on a 237-ton stash of cannabis.

The haul – worth £225million and weighing more than 30 double-decker buses – was unearthed by the Special Boat Service and local commandos.

The drugs were first stuffed into grain sacks and buried in six trenches covering an area the size of two football pitches.

Officials believe the area – near to the Taliban stronghold of Quetta in Pakistan – was turning dried cannabis leaves into heroin.

To be fair, maybe the officials in question were just high. In addition to the massive hash stash, somewhere between 2.5 and 5 tons of opium also went up in the strike.

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Meanwhile, in more sobering news from the war in Afghanistan, the Taliban have apparently struck a notable victory, hitting the Sarposa Prison in Kandahar. As many as 1,200 inmates are estimated to have escaped, including 390 alleged Taliban fighters. Ahmed Wali Karzai, head of the Kandahar provincial council and brother of Afghan President Hamid Karzai, made the obvious statement: “It is very dangerous for security,” he said. “They are the most experienced killers and they all managed to escape.”