Best wishes to … well, Mom

Hi, Mom.

Yeah, well, I guess with all that was going on earlier, I kind of forgot to post this before midnight came around.

But, hey, now I have a water heater that isn’t leaking all over the place, and our adventure after dinner was, well, yeah. Excuses, excuses. Isn’t that what a younger son is for?

Happy birthday. I love you.

Best wishes to an Old Salt

Happy birthday, Dad.

Um … right. Some sort of wise or charming quote should go here.

Oh.

Wooden spoons! Wooden spoons!