Vote!
Okay? Get out and freakin’ vote, god damn it!
Seriously, tomorrow (as in November 4) is Election Day. If you need that reminder, well, some choice words from A. Whitney Brown come to mind. But, seriously, vote!
Really.
See Dick. See Dick’s couch. See Dick sit on couch. See Dick stay at home, sitting on his couch on Election Day. Hear Dick say, “It doesn’t make any difference, so why bother?”
Hey, Dick! Don’t be an asshole!