Despite learning a horrifying phrase at the end of the first paragraph, which I shan’t repeat here but consider yourself warned, it is, indeed, good to have a reminder that today is National American Beer Day.
Who knew? Well, obviously … er … um … never mind.
Right. Drink up, dreamers. And, yes, I’m pretty sure you’re allowed to call bullshit on the infographic.
And then try some more rousing beer-related trivia and suggestions, including bathing in the stuff, apparently, but I don’t care what anyone says—letting beer go flat so you can wash your hair with it is a sin.
Anyway, yeah. Happy National American Beer Day. Cheers.
Oh, right. The Unfortunately Requisite Disclaimer: Drink safely. Be well.
P.S. — I would tell you to hug your favorite brewer, but, sorry, Dave, I’m not driving out for that. You know. Don’t drink and drive, and all that. And, well, it’s a football day. You know how it goes ….