So, hey, remember that time that dude went and put bleach in his kid’s bottle because someone told him it would help with breathing troubles?
Right. So, you’ve figured out to stop reading?
Because it only goes downhill from here.
A Philadelphia man charged with putting heroin and methadone in his infant son’s bottle to quiet him, but instead killing him, was convicted Tuesday of third-degree murder.
Yeah, see, that one got seared into my mind, so … right.