I have this persistent nightmare that President Obama really is sinister, but the Tea Party still has it all wrong. Every once in a while, the thought occurs to me, Why not give them what they want, let it all go to Hell, and settle this argument once and for all? But that is an awfully cruel outcome.
Still, though, what if President Obama really is a closet Marxist, and by giving over to conservatives damn near everything they want, he is setting up the United States for its grand and glorious collapse?
Well, no, actually, I don’t. It just sounds better if I say it that way.
It’s a joke, in case you didn’t get it. Never mind.