Oh, come on. The lede is worth a double-take:
A Somali man who claims to be 112 years old has married a 17-year old girl.
“Today God helped me realise my dream,” Ahmed Mohamed Dhore said, after the wedding in the region of Galguduud.
Bride Safiya Abdulle’s family said she was “happy with her new husband”.
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