Flexibility

Make of it what you want:

According to SPD spokeswoman Renee Witt, the man was shot in the “butt area” and a bullet also grazed his ear.

Thank you, Jonah.

Today in News

Or, as Dan Froomkin notes, “Who says the media isn’t focusing on the important stuff?”

Helene Cooper of the New York Times called it out:

Well, that didn’t take long. Just 44 days into the job, and President Obama is going gray.

Oh, forty-four days? You mean forty-four days and he went gray? Or do you mean forty-four days was as long as you could wait to waste the goddamn front page of the freakin’ New York Times with this … this …?

No, really. The article ends with Walt Frazier and a slogan for Just For Men hair dye. And tells me about “black parlance from the 1960s”.

Seriously, what the hell?