Rare kudos to FOX News.
A German retiree is taking a hospital to court after she went in for a leg operation and got a new anus instead ….
The rest of that sentence, in fact, is, “the Daily Telegraph is reporting”. The FOX version is nothing more than a slightly edited—for vernacular—version of the Australian newspaper’s short article. But the thing is that I picked this up from David Schmader at Slog, who noted that The Sun had the better headline. Indeed, the British tabloid’s staff reporter simply edited the four sentences of the Australian version.
So let’s do a headline comparison:
- Daily Telegraph: “Pensioner gets bum’s rush on op”
- The Sun: “Leg op woman gets bum deal”
- FOXnews.com: “Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead”
And, yeah. I have to go with the FOX headline. I mean, you don’t need to make any joke about it. The simple fact of the story is the joke. Well, sort of. As long as you’re not the pensioner who still needs the leg operation.
Well, that and even without the typographical omission, there’s something about the phrase, “Click hear Dr. Manny talk about medical errors” that strikes me just so. They ought to just give it up and go find themselves a doctor named Nick.